Go down in the dungeon. Kill everything you meet. Backstab your friends and steal their stuff. Grab the treasure and run. Admit it. You love it.

Munchkin has been a runaway hit for the last 10 years,
with international sales of more than a million Munchkin
games - plus lots and lots of supplements! Compete with
your friends to kill monsters and grab magic items. Wear
the Horny Helmet and the Boots of Butt-Kicking. Wield
the Staff of Napalm . . . or maybe the Chainsaw of Bloody
Dismemberment. Start by slaughtering the Potted Plant and the Drooling Slime, and work your way up to the Plutonium Dragon . . .

And it's illustrated by John Kovalic! Fast-playing and silly, Munchkin will make
your group laugh out loud.
And while they're laughing,
you can steal their stuff.