{"product_id":"kobolds-ate-my-baby-the-orange-book","title":"Kobolds Ate My Baby the Orange Book","description":"Kobolds are bad at everything they do, except for cooking. This is quite ironic since they are marvelous when cooked (especially when served with a nice dipping sauce). Kobolds are silly, chaotic, and short - much like their lives - and no one really likes them very much (especially not Vor, the Big Red Angry God).\n\nIn this game you are a KOBOLD! You will most likely die a few horrible deaths. You will probably get eaten, possibly by your friends. You may be slain by Chickens. You may burn up in a town (you probably started the fire). You may even explode into tiny chaos particles after causing a paradox involving 3d6, a wizard's wand, and a some gas station sushi!\n\nThis cult-classic, crowd-pleasing, hysterical RPG of Kobolds behaving badly is back! This new version is faster, easier, and deadlier than ever!\n\nALL HAIL KING TORG!\n\nSoftcover\n152 pages","brand":"The Feisty Goblin Gamehouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68312042602731,"sku":"9LG9025","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/9604\/5291\/files\/b2ea2643-3e21-4083-8b29-80d67946be9f.jpg?v=1793297750","url":"https:\/\/thefeistygoblin.com\/products\/kobolds-ate-my-baby-the-orange-book","provider":"The Feisty Goblin Gamehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}